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| + | '''Buck Cluck''' is a character in ''[[Chicken Little (film)|Chicken Little]]''. He is [[Chicken Little (character)|Chicken Little]]'s father and [[Chloe Cluck|Chloe]]'s husband. |
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| − | {{quote|Chicken Little, i will cut off your dick if you don't lick my titties!|The reincarnation of hitler "buck cluck"}} |
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| + | Buck is a good, caring, nice, kind, thoughtful, warmhearted person, but struggling to understand and listen to his [[Chicken Little (character)|son]]. |
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| − | === "-from the god of space and time "buck cluck.” === |
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| − | === ~From God Himself “Buck Cluck” === |
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| − | {{Infobox_character|image = 3D2B4A48-30E9-40A1-B7DD-8137F055BDE0.jpeg|imagecaption = Buck Cluck, after strangling his wife to death|name = Buck Cluck|aliases = The poop dealer, Big Cock, Buck Clucker the Butt Fucker, Buck "Son talk wack, turn my back" Cluck, McAsshole|relatives = Chicken Little (Son), Chloe Cluck (ex-wife), Hitler(first boyfriend), Chuck Fucked A Deer Buck (Brother), Mega Satan (Yes)|marital = HA. HAHA. AHAHAHAHAHA|birthDate = "The oldest Demon in existence" ~Manga|species = Nazi|gender = Celestial being|height = 9'6|weight = 498 Lbs|eyes = V̶̛̛̟̤̦͔͑̌͐̌͐̊̀̓̓̀͜͜͠o̵̡̡̥̻͕͈̩͎̱͓̊̋̂́͝i̴̢̡̢̤͍̜̥͓̯͙̼̟̞̜͕̓́̐͊͌͊͠͝͠d̴̡̨̯̰͓̹̲̝̙͓̺̼̰̽̂̾͠ͅ|affiliation = the Nazi party, the Trump Organization, the Space Pirates|birthPlace = This motherfucker's egg was thrown into a wall|deathDate = None; He is an immortal being and shall never die|deathPlace = Chickey lickey strip club}} |
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| − | [[File:My friend.JPG|thumb|356x356px|Buck Cluck with his friend Hitler]]'''Cock and ball torture''' ('''CBT'''), '''penis torture''' or '''dick torture''' is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.<sup>[1]</sup> The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks |
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| − | '''Buck Cuck''' is a character in ''[[Chicken Little (film)|Chicken Little]]''. He is [[Chicken Little (character)|Chicken Little]]'s pimp and abuser and his wife [[Chloe Cluck|Chloe]]'s murderer. Buck was the man behind the assassination of Archduke [[Franz Ferdinand]], thereby being the main cause for World War 1. Years later he resurfaced alongside Hitler for the rise of the Third Reich. Most people only know him as a serial pedophile, rapist, and murderer, planner of many mass genocides and terrorist attacks, a war criminal, and a being beyond [[God|God's]] strength. |
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| + | Buck is an overweight rooster with orange feathers, a red comb, a beard, and dark red bushy eyebrows. |
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| − | He currently lives in his [[Cluck's Residence|Crack Den]] with his [[Chicken Little (character)|personal punching bag]]. |
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| + | ==Trivia== |
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| − | Buck Cluck's favorite weapon is his [https://chickenlittle.fandom.com/wiki/Buck_Cluck%27s_glock glock]. |
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| + | * It is unknown what happened to his [[Chloe Cluck|wife]]. |
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| − | Buck Cuck is also known to be a timelord and is immortal, He is also known to abuse (both sexually and mentally (usually cock and ball torture)) fellow timelord and and saint of the people Keanu Reeves |
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| − | Buck Cluck also murdered [https://chickenlittle.fandom.com/wiki/Jesus_Christ Jesus Christ]. |
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| − | One of Buck Cluck's greatest rival is [https://chickenlittle.fandom.com/wiki/Danny_DeVito Danny DeVito] himself. |
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| − | Buck Cluck is not to be trusted, since he betrayed [[King Dedede]] and murdered him. |
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| − | (Note):wanted for several war crimes and breaches of the Geneva convention :eg- |
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| − | * willful killing, torture or inhumane treatment, including biological experiments |
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| − | * willfully causing great suffering and serious injury to the body and will |
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| − | * Using unarmed civilians as human shields and hostages |
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| − | * Invasion of neutral nations and children (wait, does that mean that he invaded neutral nations and slaughtered children or that he...invaded children..?) |
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| − | * Raping and using african child soldiers |
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| − | * ...does killing Kestrelflight count? |
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| − | * '''''LITERALLY ALL OF THEM''''' |
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| − | * saying Fucknite is better than |
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| − | * He is also known to have raped Stalin During the cold war, leading them to have a honeymoon in hitler bunker |
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| − | * confessing about eating peppa pig |
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| − | * he is known to have at least fucked Barry Bee Benson at least 50 times |
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| − | * Singlehandedly causing the split between the Super Best Friends |
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| − | ==his treacherous, absolutely '''''REPUGNANT''''', disgusting personality.== |
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| − | Buck is a convicted Serbian terrorist, who loves to feel and bring pain. His favorite activity is abusing his son. he did a big come and now he cummed inside of you. |
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| − | Buck Cluck holds crippling social anxiety, and is known to act like a vapid cunt and completely throw under the bus whomever it may benefit him. This shitstain, the untouched rotting cup of yogurt in the back of the fridge he is, once turned on his own child in front of a crowd of people who couldn't give less of a shit, claiming he didn't believe in their theories in order to save face, as well as at least 36% of his titanic fat ass. In a cruel turn of events, he was not murdered on the spot. |
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| − | Buk is good at sex, but struggling to understand and listen to his [[Chicken Little (character)|punching bag]]. He's so good that when he was incarcerated in [[Alcatraz]] he RAPED everyone including the warden and guards, for this everyone knew him as "Big Cock" |
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| − | Buck can also sometimes be a nervous wreck, seen when he beats his brother, [[Chuck Fucked A Deer Buck]], to death. ([[Manga]] only) |
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| − | His mouth is known to be able to contain 50 dicks at once |
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| − | ==A description of our God's beautiful visage == |
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| − | {{quote|IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD!|Buck Suck and Fuck, who is white}}Buck is an big fat rooster with orange feathers, a red comb, two red balls on his chin, and Bowser's eyebrows. |
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| − | Hidden beneath his chest feathers is a tattoo of a hammer and sickle, he also has a tattoo of a Swastika on his left arm. The tattoo on his ass lists his first 100 murder victims and all the people that died when he bombed Cambodia |
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| − | During his time as a pimp, Buck was rather unsuccessful due to his [[Chicken Little (character)|son]] lacking sex appeal. Later he switched his career to a full-time [[slave trade]]r that was very successful for him. this allowed him to briefly avoid bankruptcy (with the help of tax fraud) and expand his stash of [[Ketamine]].[[File:The cuck and the hoe.jpg|thumb|278x278px|Buck Cluck looking for some child coochie ]] |
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| − | == 100,000,000,000 true facts about our destroyer, Buck fucked a duck, (NOT CLICKBAIT) == |
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| − | * Before [[Garry Marshall]] was cast as Buck the Cum Dump Truck, Steven Seagal was originally considered for the role. |
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| − | * Buck drinks entire bottles of Listerine and puts the empty shells back on the shelves. |
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| − | * his [[Chloe Cluck|wife]] died in a car accident he purposefully caused |
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| − | * He beats his meat every night almost as hard as his son |
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| − | *Cuck appears in the official Disney trademarked porno |
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| − | *Cuck is not a former ISIS member, Kyle. he's a CURRENT one |
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| − | *He secretly ordered 911 while on a trip to Iraq |
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| − | *He hates women, like any sensible gamer, but he also hates gamer girls, which is a total '''B R U H M O M E N T''' |
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| − | *He uses dead kittens as condoms when he's fucking prostitutes |
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| − | *He has every std. all of them. |
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| − | *He sticks his fingers in jars of mayonnaise and puts them back. |
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| − | *He is planning on performing a biological terrorist attack on Staton Island on January 16, 2023 |
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| − | *In the Behind The Scenes Bonus DVD one of the creators of [[Chicken Little]] "[[Mark Dindal]]" mentions that there was originally a scene where [[Buck Cluck|Buck]] locks his son [[Chicken Little (character)|Chicken Little]] and his friends in a basement where he proceeds to torture them and sexually abuse them. The scene was later removed due to the movie's sudden rating switch from 18+ to PG. |
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| − | *Buck Cluck was responsible for the removal of AM2R |
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| − | *Rumour has it that the liquid inside [[Fish Out of Water|Gods]] helmet is actually [[Buck Cluck]]s' cum. |
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| − | *[[Buck Cluck|Bucks]] age is unknown but according to the [[Manga]], he is the oldest Demon in existence. |
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| − | *[[Buck Cluck|Buck]] in the famous [[Manga]], "Dragon Nut" states he does in fact breathe. |
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| − | *In the infamous [[Manga]], "Half Buck Deep" it is revealed that he had sexual relations with [[Abby Mallard|Abby]] who at the time was his [[Chicken Little (character)|sons]] girlfriend. |
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| − | *During the twelfth chapter of the [[Manga]], "Incest Wincest" it is revealed that Buck discovered the cure for cancer when he was afflicted with the disease 12 years prior, only to then create Super Cancer because he fucking hates people with cancer wants to see them suffer more. |
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| − | *Buck Cluck is aware of the cucks trying to fix the wiki. If there is another attempt made to cover up his power, it will be unleashed in the harshest possible method |
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| − | *Buck Lucky Nuts once stuck his dick in a [[Totino's Pizza Rolls|Totino's Pizza Roll]] that came straight from the oven. |
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| − | *Only [[Buck Cluck|Buck]] himself was capable of protecting the rich lore of his existence from the ones who tried to undo him from the wiki and existence. |
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| − | *In the [[Manga]], "Buck God" [[Buck Cluck|Buck]] once stared into the eyes of [[God]], and [[God]] was the one that was afraid. |
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| − | *The above moment also happened in the anime, and lasted 6,908,867 seasons, each consisting of 71,000,879,654,512 episodes. |
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| − | *In the [[Manga]], it is shown that [[Buck Cluck|Buck]] rapes his [[Chicken Little (character)|son]] and his friends and all the town every Saturday morning. |
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| − | *Your scorched earth tactics will never stop '''''THE CUCK''''' |
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| − | *'''BUCK'S '''favorite youtuber is Angry Joe. Logan Paul slightly edges out Angry Joe when it comes to content, but according to Fuck, Angry Joe is a better "living fleshlight". |
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| − | *During the events of the [[Manga]], "Bucks Load" [[Buck Cluck|Buck]] says: "<strong>[[Chloe Cluck|She]]</strong> is known to have the second wettest pussy, while first place goes to that [[Abby Mallard|duck bitch]] who's [[Chicken Little (character)|Rooster Small's]] side bitch and fine piece of ass." |
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| − | *Cuck was Hitlers second in command, he helped him escape to Argentina |
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| − | *[[Buck Cluck|'''B U C K C L U C K''']] |
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| − | *Cuck bombs innocent african and middle eastern town when he's bored so that he can make "Kiddy Corpse Forts" |
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| − | *When asked about Vbuck's sexuality, Garry Marshal started to reply, before he stopped talking and started to stare blankly foward. After 15 minutes, Garry said "Buck.... he.... he scares me. I..... Let's... Let's move on to the next question". |
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| − | *Garry Marshall was found dead in a Miami Dumpster 3 days later. |
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| − | *please vote for chuck on the front page poll. |
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| − | *just did ~Nobility |
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| − | *Bucuck has a dangerous [[Ketamine]] addiction, and often whores out his son for drug money. He also occasionally whores out himself. |
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| − | *Buck buys his [[Ketamine]] from the local dealer of [[Oakey Oaks|Oaky Oaks]] called [[Fish Out of Water|God]]. Sometimes, when he's low on money, he'll buy from [[Runt of the Litter]] |
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| − | *In the [[Manga]] Buck often overdoses causing him to beat, rape, and fart on his [[Chicken Little (character)|son]] in rage. |
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| − | *Buck's favorite band is Your Favorite Martian |
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| − | *Buck has slaughtered many african tribes and polynesian island, completely wiping out 100s of tribes and bloodlines. |
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| − | *Claims to have nothing to do with the murder. These claims are unsourced. |
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| − | *In the [[Manga]], "Businessman Buck" Buck tries to reestablish the [[slave trade]] and succeeds, leading [[Oakey Oaks ]]to a new age of grand profit, and allowing Buck to make a shit ton of [[Ketamine]] using slave factories. |
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| − | *In the crossover between the [[Manga|Chicken Little manga]] and [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]], Chuck unleashed his stand, ['''''I Cum Blood'''''], and destroyed the entirety of Brazil just to flaunt his stand's power. |
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| − | *Chuck is permanently banned from receiving n-word passes. All n-word passes must be redirected to [[Chuck Fucked A Deer Buck]] |
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| − | *We have made like 20 new pages on this wiki congrats everyone ~Nobility |
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| − | *90% of all political assassinations in the known universe were commited by Buck |
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| − | *Buck cuck pooped once hahahhaha so funny right im so humorous i am the pinnacle of fucking comedy itself hahahah sksksksk and i oop XD XD X DXC '''this is an actual cry for help. please help me. whoever is reading this i beg of you. ''please''.''' |
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| − | *Buck admitted to creating aids to kill off all gay people in the [[Manga]] "Anal Filler". He would later admit to regretting that decision in "Watersports and Watersports", where he explains it's because he found out he enjoyed sex with [[Chicken Little (character)|his scrawny little whore, punching bag, and drug mule]] and [[Runt of the Litter|Runt]]. |
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| − | *Buck is unable to get charged for tax fraud because he runs the IRS |
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| − | *Buck freely revealed that he committed tax fraud over 670 times in the [[Manga]], "Businessman Buck". |
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| − | *He is the #1 Diddy Kong (Brawl) player in Mongolia, and the #1 best Brawl player overall |
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| − | *According to Buck, Estonia is the only country worthy of mercy. |
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| − | *Despite the cheap price Buck doesn't buy [[Mr. Woolensworth]] [[Ketamine]]. |
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| − | *He is unaware of [[Henny Penny]] the USSR spy trying to kill him. |
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| − | *Cuck has 69,420,069,420,069.420 confirmed kills |
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| − | *Buck jerks off to gay Homestuck porn every night, it is his life's calling |
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| − | *Bucks favourite food is water. |
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| − | *Buck knows. |
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| − | *Buck's love for his family has his limits. His rage, however, does not. |
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| − | *Yeeted his other son, [[Buck Jr]], into Betelgeuse before he could rise to power and potentially defeat [[Buck Cluck|Buck Sr.]] |
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| − | *Buck Cucks ultimate move is "Clucking That Pussy" which, as seen in the [[Manga]] issue "Life, Death, and Sex", has the power to destroy multiple universes when charged up only to 0.3%. |
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| − | *Buck could stop Global Warming if he wanted to, but he doesn't because he considers Bubble Wrab to be the world's most precious resource |
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| − | *We now have 30 more pages on this wiki. I am proud of this community.~obamasphere |
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| − | === '''''*Que Slipped Away from Avril Lavigne, followed by My Immortal from Evanescence*''''' === |
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| − | * '''[[Mark Zuckerberg]]:''' ''Death by gatoraids'' |
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| − | * '''Former President [[Barack Obama]]''': ''Beat to death'' |
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| − | * '''Archduke [[Franz Ferdinand]]''': ''Assassinated'' |
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| − | * '''[[John "Fortnite" Kennedy]]''': ''Assassinated'' |
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| − | * '''[[Kestrelflight]]''': ''Throat slashed open.'' |
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| − | * [https://chickenlittle.fandom.com/wiki/Dire '''Dire''']: ''Frozen in a block of ice'' |
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| − | * '''[[Chloe Cluck]]''': ''Death by car "accident"'' |
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| − | * '''Literally every [[Jew]]:''' ''Shit on too hard'' |
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| − | * '''[[Mayor Turkey Lurkey]]:''' ''Cucked too hard'' |
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| − | * '''[[Jeffery Epstein]]:''' ''No one must know he was a member of the Lolita Express'' |
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| − | * '''Brazil's Entire Population:''' ''Hey, how else was he supposed to show off'' ['''''I CUM BLOOD'''''] |
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| − | * '''[[Pewdiepie]]:''' ''Mustard gassed Pewd's trenches right after he revealed his alliegence to the fourth Reich of the Barrel Army.'' |
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| − | * '''[https://chickenlittle.fandom.com/wiki/Danny_DeVito Danny DeVito]:''' ''Assassinated (Later revived in the [[manga]] issue "Purgatory"'') |
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| − | * '''[[Tommy Wiseau]]:''' ''Assassinated (Later revived in the [[manga]] issue "Purgatory")'' |
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| − | * '''[[King Dedede]]:''' ''Assassinated (Later revived in the [[manga]] issue "Purgatory")'' |
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| − | * '''[[Big Smoke]]''': ''Assassinated.'' |
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| − | * '''[[Jesus Christ]]''': ''Assassinated.'' |
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| − | * '''[[Chuck Fucked A Deer Buck]]''': ''Killed a total of 662,746 times by Buck throughout the [[manga]].'' |
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| − | * [[Buck Jr|'''Buck Jr''']]: ''Yeeted into the star Betelgeuse in the [[Manga]] "Flying cock” '' |
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| − | * Stalin: Ball And Dick torture |
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| − | * [[Sans Undertale]]: Raped to death |
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Revision as of 17:57, 15 September 2019
Buck Cluck is a character in Chicken Little. He is Chicken Little's father and Chloe's husband.
Personality
Buck is a good, caring, nice, kind, thoughtful, warmhearted person, but struggling to understand and listen to his son.
He tends to be something of an anxious, fearful pessimist and somewhat doubtful, but soon becomes more optimistic and confident by the end of the film.
Buck can also sometimes be a nervous wreck.
Despite his insecurities, he can be a good fighter, such as when he beat up the aliens.
Appearance
Buck is an overweight rooster with orange feathers, a red comb, a beard, and dark red bushy eyebrows.
He usually wears a cream, plaid dress shirt, along with a dark brown neck tie and large brown pants. His sleeves are also rolled up.
Trivia
- Buck is sometimes thought to be the deuteragonist, tritagonist, and secondary tritagonist of the film. These are not true as he had less screen time than Abby, Runt, or Fish.
- Buck's facial expression is similar to his voice actor Garry Marshall.
- In his past, Buck used to be a baseball player under the name Ace Cluck. This is another reference to Marshall, who used to play softball in his younger days.
- His baseball name is also the birth name of his son.
- There has been controversy against Buck for his incompetence as a parent, calling him a jerk and a "villain". This is not at all true as despite Buck's embarrassment of his son's ridicule, he tried his best to support Chicken Little.
- It is unknown what happened to his wife.
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