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| − | {{Infobox_character|name = Buck Cluck|image = Buck.jpg|aliases = East Area Rapist , Big Cock, Buck Clucker the Butt Fucker, Buck "Son talk wack, turn my back" Cluck, McAsshole|relatives = Chicken Little (Son), Chloe Cluck (ex-wife), Hitler(first boyfriend), Chuck Fucked A Deer Buck (Brother), Mega Satan (Yes)|affiliation = the Nazi party, the Trump Organization, the Space Pirates|marital = HA. HAHA. AHAHAHAHAHA|birthDate = "The oldest Demon in existence" ~Manga|birthPlace = This motherfucker's egg was thrown into a wall|deathDate = None; He is an immortal being and shall never die|deathPlace = Chickey lickey strip club|species = Nazi|gender = Celestial being/ shadow demon|height = 9'6|weight = 498 Lbs|eyes = V̶̛̛̟̤̦͔͑̌͐̌͐̊̀̓̓̀͜͜͠o̵̡̡̥̻͕͈̩͎̱͓̊̋̂́͝i̴̢̡̢̤͍̜̥͓̯͙̼̟̞̜͕̓́̐͊͌͊͠͝͠d̴̡̨̯̰͓̹̲̝̙͓̺̼̰}} |
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| + | '''Buck Cluck''' is a character in ''[[Chicken Little (film)|Chicken Little]]''. He is [[Chicken Little (character)|Chicken Little]]'s father and [[Chloe Cluck|Chloe]]'s husband. |
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| − | {{Camera roll|title1 = Bucks XXX camera roll|image1 = Capture.PNG|caption1 = This is Buck preforming SNUFF with Joseph Stalin Senpai|image2 = 9579889751ed41e5326936eab1a88583.jpg|caption2 = Buck Looking sexy OMFG wow OMG UWU}} |
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| + | ==Personality== |
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| − | '''Cock and ball torture''' ('''CBT'''), '''penis torture''' or '''dick torture''' is a sexual activity involving |
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| + | Buck is a good, caring, nice, kind, thoughtful, warmhearted person, but struggling to understand and listen to his [[Chicken Little (character)|son]]. |
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| + | He tends to be something of an anxious, fearful pessimist and somewhat doubtful, but soon becomes more optimistic and confident by the end of the [[Chicken Little (film)|film]]. |
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| − | application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. |
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| − | This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital |
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| − | piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, |
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| − | genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or |
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| − | even kicking.<sup>[1]</sup> The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical |
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| − | pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic |
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| − | humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to |
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| − | a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health |
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| − | risks |
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| + | Buck can also sometimes be a nervous wreck. |
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| − | '''Buck Cuck''' is a character |
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| − | in ''Chicken Little''. He |
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| − | is Chicken Little's pimp and |
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| − | abuser and his wife Chloe's murderer. |
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| − | Buck was the man behind the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, thereby being the main cause |
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| − | for World War 1. Years later he resurfaced alongside Hitler for the rise of the |
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| − | Third Reich. Most people only know him as a serial pedophile, rapist, and |
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| − | murderer, planner of many mass genocides and terrorist attacks, a war |
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| − | criminal, and a being beyond God's strength. |
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| + | Despite his insecurities, he is also a good fighter, such as when he beat up the [[aliens]]. |
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| − | He currently lives in |
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| − | his Crack Den with |
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| − | his personal punching |
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| − | bag. |
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| + | ==Appearance== |
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| − | Buck Cluck's favorite weapon |
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| + | Buck is an overweight rooster with orange feathers, a red comb, a beard, and dark red bushy eyebrows. |
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| − | is his glock. |
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| + | He usually wears a cream, plaid dress shirt, along with a dark brown neck tie and large brown pants. His sleeves are also rolled up. |
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| − | Buck Cuck is |
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| − | also known to be a timelord and is immortal, He is also known to abuse (both |
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| − | sexually and mentally (usually cock and ball torture)) fellow timelord and and |
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| − | saint of the people Keanu Reeves |
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| + | ==Trivia== |
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| − | Buck Cluck also murdered Jesus |
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| + | * Before [[Garry Marshall]] was cast as Buck Cluck, Martin Sheen was originally considered for the role. |
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| − | Christ. |
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| + | * Buck is sometimes thought to be the deuteragonist, tritagonist, and secondary tritagonist of the [[Chicken Little (film)|film]]. These are not true as he had less screen time than [[Abby Mallard|Abby]], [[Runt of the Litter|Runt]], or [[Fish Out of Water|Fish]]. |
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| + | * Buck's facial expression is similar to his cock. |
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| + | * In his past, Buck used to be a baseball player under the name '''Ace Cluck'''. This is another reference to Marshall, who used to play softball in his younger days. |
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| + | * His baseball name is also the birth name of his [[Chicken Little (character)|son]]. |
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| + | * There has been controversy against Buck for his incompetence as a parent, calling him a jerk and a "villain". This is not at all true as despite Buck's embarrassment of his son's ridicule, he tried his best to support Chicken Little. |
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| + | * It is unknown what happened to his [[Chloe Cluck|wife]]. |
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| + | ==Gallery== |
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| − | One of Buck Cluck's greatest |
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| + | <gallery> |
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| − | rival is Danny |
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| + | Buck Cluck Thumbs Up.jpg |
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| − | DeVito himself. |
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| + | Vlcsnap-2015-10-01-12h34m40s380.png |
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| + | Vlcsnap-2015-10-01-12h44m52s599.png |
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| − | Buck Cluck is not to be trusted, |
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| + | Vlcsnap-2015-10-01-12h37m13s073.png |
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| − | since he betrayed King |
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| + | Chicken-little-disneyscreencaps.com-8215.jpg |
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| − | Dedede and murdered him. |
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| + | </gallery> |
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| − | (Note):wanted |
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| − | for several war crimes and breaches of the Geneva convention :eg- |
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| + | [[Category:Males]] |
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| + | [[Category:Protagonists]] |
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| − | § willful |
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| − | killing, torture or inhumane treatment, including biological experiments |
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| − | § willfully |
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| − | causing great suffering and serious injury to the body and will |
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| − | § Using |
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| − | unarmed civilians as human shields and hostages |
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| − | § Invasion of |
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| − | neutral nations and children (wait, does that mean that he invaded neutral |
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| − | nations and slaughtered children or that he...invaded children..?) |
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| − | § Raping and |
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| − | using african child soldiers |
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| − | § ...does |
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| − | killing Kestrelflight count? |
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| − | § '''''LITERALLY ALL OF''''' |
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| − | THEM |
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| − | § saying |
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| − | Fucknite is better than |
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| − | § He is also |
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| − | known to have raped Stalin During the cold war, leading them to have a |
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| − | honeymoon in hitler bunker |
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| − | § confessing |
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| − | about eating peppa pig |
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| − | |||
| − | § he is known |
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| − | to have at least fucked Barry Bee Benson at least 50 times |
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| − | § Singlehandedly |
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| − | causing the split between the Super Best Friends |
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| − | § Doesn’t like |
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| − | Minecraft |
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| − | § Said “Shrek |
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| − | 3 is the best shrek film.” |
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| − | |||
| − | § anal sexed |
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| − | hitler 47 times. |
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| − | '''his treacherous,''' |
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| − | absolutely ''REPUGNANT'', disgusting personality.Edit |
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| − | Buck is a |
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| − | convicted Serbian terrorist, who loves to feel and bring pain. His favorite |
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| − | activity is abusing his son. he did a big come and now he cummed inside of you. |
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| − | Buck Cluck |
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| − | holds crippling social anxiety, and is known to act like a vapid cunt and |
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| − | completely throw under the bus whomever it may benefit him. This shitstain, the |
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| − | untouched rotting cup of yogurt in the back of the fridge he is, once turned on |
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| − | his own child in front of a crowd of people who couldn't give less of a shit, |
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| − | claiming he didn't believe in their theories in order to save face, as well as |
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| − | at least 36% of his titanic fat ass. In a cruel turn of events, he was not |
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| − | murdered on the spot. |
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| − | Buk is good at sex, but |
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| − | struggling to understand and listen to his punching bag. He's so |
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| − | good that when he was incarcerated in Alcatraz he |
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| − | RAPED everyone including the warden and guards, for this everyone knew him as |
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| − | "Big Cock" |
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| − | He tends to be something of an |
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| − | anxious, fearful pessimist and somewhat doubtful, but soon becomes more horny |
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| − | by the end of the film. |
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| − | Buck can also sometimes be a |
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| − | nervous wreck, seen when he beats his brother, Chuck Fucked A |
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| − | Deer Buck, to death. (Manga only) |
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| − | Despite his insecurities, he |
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| − | is also a good fighter, such as when he beat up the aliens and |
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| − | their meat. |
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| − | His mouth is |
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| − | known to be able to contain 50 dicks at once |
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| − | Buck Cluck |
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| − | was quoted to say (poopoopeepee) |
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| − | You guys like '''dick''' and '''balls''' huh? |
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| − | Maybe a little bit of '''cock'''? You going |
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| − | to '''shit''' and '''cum''' and '''piss''' yourself, huh, girl? Fuckkkk.... |
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| − | ''Buck is known to like penis'' |
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| − | and dick and cock and ball and testicle and pubic torture. |
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| − | '''A description of''' |
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| − | our God's beautiful visage Edit |
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| − | <nowiki> </nowiki>'''“''' |
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| − | <nowiki> </nowiki>''IM'' |
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| − | <nowiki> </nowiki> GONNA SAY THE N WORD! |
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| − | <nowiki> </nowiki>'''„''' |
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| − | <nowiki> </nowiki>~ Buck Suck and Fuck, who is white |
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| − | Buck is an big fat rooster |
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| − | with orange feathers, a red comb, two red balls on his chin, and Bowser's |
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| − | eyebrows. |
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| − | He usually |
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| − | wears a cream, plaid dress shirt, along with a dark brown neck tie and large |
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| − | brown pants. His sleeves are also rolled up because he's a fucking tool. |
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| − | Hidden |
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| − | beneath his chest feathers is a tattoo of a hammer and sickle, he also has a |
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| − | tattoo of a Swastika on his left arm. The tattoo on his ass lists his first 100 |
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| − | murder victims and all the people that died when he bombed Cambodia |
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| − | During his time as a pimp, |
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| − | Buck was rather unsuccessful due to his son lacking |
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| − | sex appeal. Later he switched his career to a full-time slave |
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| − | trader that was very successful for him. this allowed him to briefly avoid |
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| − | bankruptcy (with the help of tax fraud) and expand his stash of Ketamine. |
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| − | Buck Cluck looking |
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| − | for some child coochie |
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| − | '''100,000,000,000''' |
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| − | true facts about our destroyer, Buck fucked a duck, (NOT CLICKBAIT) Edit |
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| − | § Before Garry Marshall was cast as Buck the Cum |
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| − | Dump Truck, Steven Seagal was originally considered for the role. |
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| − | § Buck drinks entire |
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| − | bottles of Listerine and puts the empty shells back on the shelves. |
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| − | |||
| − | § Buck is |
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| − | sometimes thought to be the secondary antagonist of the film. These are |
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| − | not true as he is not below god, but above |
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| − | him. |
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| − | § Buck's |
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| − | facial expression is similar to his cock. |
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| − | § In his past, |
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| − | Buck used to be a baseball player under the name '''Ace Cucked Me'''. This is another reference to Marshall, |
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| − | who used to play "pitcher" in his younger days. |
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| − | § His baseball |
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| − | is also the birth name of his son, Baseball. |
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| − | |||
| − | § There has |
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| − | been controversy against Buck for his incompetence as a parent, calling him a |
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| − | jerk and a "villain". This is true. |
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| − | § his wife died |
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| − | in a car accident he purposefully caused |
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| − | § He beats his |
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| − | meat every night almost as hard as his son |
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| − | § Cuck appears |
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| − | in the official Disney trademarked porno |
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| − | § Cuck is not |
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| − | a former ISIS member, Kyle. he's a CURRENT one |
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| − | § He secretly |
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| − | ordered 911 while on a trip to Iraq |
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| − | § He hates |
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| − | women, like any sensible gamer, but he also hates gamer girls, which is a |
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| − | total '''B R U H M O M E N T''' |
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| − | § He uses dead |
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| − | kittens as condoms when he's fucking prostitutes |
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| − | § He has every |
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| − | std. all of them. |
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| − | § He sticks |
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| − | his fingers in jars of mayonnaise and puts them back. |
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| − | § He is planning |
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| − | on performing a biological terrorist attack on Staton Island on January 16, |
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| − | 2023 |
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| − | § In the |
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| − | Behind The Scenes Bonus DVD one of the creators of Chicken Little "Mark |
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| − | Dindal" mentions that there was originally a scene where '''Buck''' locks his son Chicken Little and |
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| − | his friends in a basement where he proceeds to torture them and sexually abuse |
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| − | them. The scene was later removed due to the movie's sudden rating switch from |
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| − | 18+ to PG. |
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| − | § Buck Cluck |
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| − | was responsible for the removal of AM2R |
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| − | § Rumour has |
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| − | it that the liquid inside Gods helmet |
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| − | is actually '''Buck Clucks'''<nowiki/>' cum. |
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| − | § '''Bucks''' age is |
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| − | unknown but according to the Manga, he is the |
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| − | oldest Demon in existence. |
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| − | § '''Buck''' in the |
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| − | famous Manga, "Dragon Nut" states he does in fact breathe. |
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| − | § In the |
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| − | infamous Manga, "Half Buck Deep" it is revealed that he had sexual relations |
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| − | with Abby who at the time was his sons girlfriend. |
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| − | § During the |
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| − | twelfth chapter of the Manga, |
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| − | "Incest Wincest" it is revealed that Buck discovered the cure for |
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| − | cancer when he was afflicted with the disease 12 years prior, only to then |
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| − | create Super Cancer because he fucking hates people with cancer wants to see |
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| − | them suffer more. |
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| − | § Buck Cluck |
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| − | is aware of the cucks trying to fix the wiki. If there is another attempt made |
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| − | to cover up his power, it will be unleashed in the harshest possible method |
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| − | § Buck Lucky |
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| − | Nuts once stuck his dick in a Totino's Pizza Roll that |
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| − | came straight from the oven. |
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| − | § Only '''Buck''' himself was capable of protecting the rich |
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| − | lore of his existence from the ones who tried to undo him from the wiki and |
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| − | existence. |
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| − | § In the Manga, "Buck |
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| − | God" '''Buck''' once stared into the eyes |
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| − | of God, and God was |
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| − | the one that was afraid. |
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| − | § The above |
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| − | moment also happened in the anime, and lasted 6,908,867 seasons, each |
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| − | consisting of 71,000,879,654,512 episodes. |
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| − | § In the Manga, it is |
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| − | shown that '''Buck''' rapes his son and |
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| − | his friends and all the town every Saturday morning. |
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| − | § Your |
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| − | scorched earth tactics will never stop '''''THE CUCK''''' |
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| − | § '''BUCK'S '''favorite |
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| − | youtuber is Angry Joe. Logan Paul slightly edges out Angry Joe when it comes to |
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| − | content, but according to Fuck, Angry Joe is a better "living |
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| − | fleshlight". |
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| − | § During the |
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| − | events of the Manga, "Bucks Load" '''Buck''' says: |
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| − | "'''She''' is known to have the second wettest pussy, |
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| − | while first place goes to that duck |
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| − | bitch who's Rooster Small's side |
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| − | bitch and fine piece of ass." |
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| − | § Cuck was |
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| − | Hitlers second in command, he helped him escape to Argentina |
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| − | § '''B U C K C L''' |
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| − | U C K |
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| − | § Cuck bombs |
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| − | innocent african and middle eastern town when he's bored so that he can make |
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| − | "Kiddy Corpse Forts" |
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| − | § When asked |
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| − | about Vbuck's sexuality, Garry Marshal started to reply, before he stopped |
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| − | talking and started to stare blankly foward. After 15 minutes, Garry said |
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| − | "Buck.... he.... he scares me. I..... Let's... Let's move on to the next |
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| − | question". |
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| − | § Garry |
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| − | Marshall was found dead in a Miami Dumpster 3 days later. |
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| − | § please vote |
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| − | for chuck on the front page poll. |
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| − | § just did |
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| − | ~Nobility |
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| − | § Bucuck has a |
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| − | dangerous Ketamine addiction, and often whores out his son |
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| − | for drug money. He also occasionally whores out himself. |
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| − | § Buck buys |
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| − | his Ketamine from the local dealer of Oaky |
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| − | Oaks called God. Sometimes, |
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| − | when he's low on money, he'll buy from Runt of the Litter |
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| − | § In the Manga Buck |
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| − | often overdoses causing him to beat, rape, and fart on his son in |
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| − | rage. |
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| − | § Buck's |
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| − | favorite band is Your Favorite Martian |
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| − | § Buck has |
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| − | slaughtered many african tribes and polynesian island, completely wiping out |
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| − | 100s of tribes and bloodlines. |
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| − | § Claims to |
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| − | have nothing to do with the murder. These claims are unsourced. |
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| − | § In the Manga, |
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| − | "Businessman Buck" Buck tries to reestablish the slave |
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| − | trade and succeeds, leading Oakey |
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| − | Oaks to a new age of grand profit, and allowing Buck to make a shit ton |
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| − | of Ketamine using slave factories. |
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| − | § In the |
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| − | crossover between the Chicken |
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| − | Little manga and JoJo's Bizarre |
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| − | Adventure, Chuck unleashed his stand, ['''''I Cum Blood'''''], |
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| − | and destroyed the entirety of Brazil just to flaunt his stand's power. |
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| − | § Chuck is |
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| − | permanently banned from receiving n-word passes. All n-word passes must be |
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| − | redirected to Chuck Fucked A |
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| − | Deer Buck |
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| − | § We have made |
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| − | like 20 new pages on this wiki congrats everyone ~Nobility |
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| − | § 90% of all |
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| − | political assassinations in the known universe were commited by Buck |
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| − | § Buck cuck |
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| − | pooped once hahahhaha so funny right im so humorous i am the pinnacle of |
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| − | fucking comedy itself hahahah sksksksk and i oop XD XD X DXC '''this is an actual cry for help. please help me. whoever is reading''' |
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| − | this i beg of you. ''please''. |
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| − | § Buck |
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| − | admitted to creating aids to kill off all gay people in the Manga "Anal |
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| − | Filler". He would later admit to regretting that decision in |
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| − | "Watersports and Watersports", where he explains it's because he |
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| − | found out he enjoyed sex with his scrawny little |
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| − | whore, punching bag, and drug mule and Runt. |
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| − | § Buck is |
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| − | unable to get charged for tax fraud because he runs the IRS |
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| − | § Buck freely |
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| − | revealed that he committed tax fraud over 670 times in the Manga, |
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| − | "Businessman Buck". |
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| − | § He is the #1 |
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| − | Diddy Kong (Brawl) player in Mongolia, and the #1 best Brawl player overall |
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| − | § According to |
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| − | Buck, Estonia is the only country worthy of mercy. |
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| − | § Despite the |
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| − | cheap price Buck doesn't buy Mr. Woolensworth Ketamine. |
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| − | § He is |
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| − | unaware of Henny |
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| − | Penny the USSR spy trying to kill him. |
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| − | § Cuck has |
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| − | 69,420,069,420,069.420 confirmed kills |
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| − | § Buck jerks |
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| − | off to gay Homestuck porn every night, it is his life's calling |
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| − | |||
| − | § Bucks |
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| − | favourite food is water. |
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| − | § Buck knows. |
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| − | § Buck's love |
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| − | for his family has his limits. His rage, however, does not. |
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| − | § Yeeted his |
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| − | other son, Buck Jr, into Betelgeuse before he could rise to power and |
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| − | potentially defeat '''Buck Sr.''' |
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| − | § Buck Cucks |
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| − | ultimate move is "Clucking That Pussy" which, as seen in the Manga issue |
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| − | "Life, Death, and Sex", has the power to destroy multiple universes |
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| − | when charged up only to 0.3%. |
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| − | § Buck could |
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| − | song is Guillotine by Death Grips |
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| − | '''Confirmed Kill''' |
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| − | Highlights Edit |
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| − | '''''*Que Slipped Away''''' |
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| − | from Avril Lavigne, followed by My Immortal from Evanescence*'' Edit''' |
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| − | § '''Mark Zuckerberg:''' ''Death by gatoraids'' |
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| − | § '''Former''' |
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| − | President Barack Obama''': ''Beat to death''''' |
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| − | § '''Archduke Franz Ferdinand''': ''Assassinated'' |
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| − | § '''John''' |
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| − | "Fortnite" Kennedy''': ''Assassinated''''' |
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| − | § '''Kestrelflight''': ''Throat slashed open.'' |
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| − | § '''Dire''': ''Frozen in a block of ice'' |
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| − | § '''Chloe''' |
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| − | Cluck''': ''Death by car "accident"''''' |
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| − | every Jew:''' ''Shit on too hard''''' |
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| − | § '''Mayor Turkey''' |
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| − | Lurkey:''' ''Cucked too hard''''' |
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| − | § '''Jeffery Epstein:''' ''No one must know he was a member of the Lolita Express'' |
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| − | § '''Brazil's Entire''' |
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| − | Population:''' ''Hey, how else was he supposed to show off'' ['''''I CUM BLOOD''''']''' |
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| − | § '''Pewdiepie:''' ''Mustard gassed Pewd's trenches right after he revealed his'' |
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| − | alliegence to the fourth Reich of the Barrel Army. |
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| − | § '''Danny''' |
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| − | DeVito:''' ''Assassinated (Later revived in the manga issue |
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| − | § '''Tommy''' |
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| − | Wiseau:''' ''Assassinated (Later revived in the manga issue |
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| − | Dedede:''' ''Assassinated (Later revived in the manga issue |
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| − | Smoke''': ''Assassinated.''''' |
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| − | § '''Jesus''' |
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| − | Christ''': ''Assassinated.''''' |
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| − | Deer Buck''': ''Killed a total of 662,746 times by Buck throughout the manga.''''' |
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| − | § '''Buck Jr''': ''Yeeted into the star Betelgeuse in the Manga "Flying'' |
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| − | § Sans Undertale: Raped to death |
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Revision as of 21:09, 16 September 2019
| “ | You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say. | „ |
| ~ Buck Cluck |
Buck Cluck is a character in Chicken Little. He is Chicken Little's father and Chloe's husband.
Personality
Buck is a good, caring, nice, kind, thoughtful, warmhearted person, but struggling to understand and listen to his son.
He tends to be something of an anxious, fearful pessimist and somewhat doubtful, but soon becomes more optimistic and confident by the end of the film.
Buck can also sometimes be a nervous wreck.
Despite his insecurities, he is also a good fighter, such as when he beat up the aliens.
Appearance
Buck is an overweight rooster with orange feathers, a red comb, a beard, and dark red bushy eyebrows.
He usually wears a cream, plaid dress shirt, along with a dark brown neck tie and large brown pants. His sleeves are also rolled up.
Trivia
- Before Garry Marshall was cast as Buck Cluck, Martin Sheen was originally considered for the role.
- Buck is sometimes thought to be the deuteragonist, tritagonist, and secondary tritagonist of the film. These are not true as he had less screen time than Abby, Runt, or Fish.
- Buck's facial expression is similar to his cock.
- In his past, Buck used to be a baseball player under the name Ace Cluck. This is another reference to Marshall, who used to play softball in his younger days.
- His baseball name is also the birth name of his son.
- There has been controversy against Buck for his incompetence as a parent, calling him a jerk and a "villain". This is not at all true as despite Buck's embarrassment of his son's ridicule, he tried his best to support Chicken Little.
- It is unknown what happened to his wife.
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