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'''Cock and ball torture''' ('''CBT'''), '''penis torture''' or '''dick torture''' is a sexual activity involving
 
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'''Buck Cluck''' is a character in ''[[Chicken Little (film)|Chicken Little]]''. He is [[Chicken Little (character)|Chicken Little]]'s father and [[Chloe Cluck|Chloe]]'s husband.
application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles.
 
This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital
 
piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting,
 
genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or
 
even kicking.<sup>[1]</sup> The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical
 
pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic
 
humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to
 
a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health
 
risks
 
   
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==Personality==
'''Buck Cuck''' is a character
 
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Buck is a good, caring, nice, kind, thoughtful, warmhearted person, but struggling to understand and listen to his [[Chicken Little (character)|son]].
in ''Chicken Little''. He
 
is Chicken Little's pimp and
 
abuser and his wife Chloe's murderer.
 
Buck was the man behind the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, thereby being the main cause
 
for World War 1. Years later he resurfaced alongside Hitler for the rise of the
 
Third Reich. Most people only know him as a serial pedophile, rapist, and
 
murderer, planner of many mass genocides and terrorist attacks, a war
 
criminal, and a being beyond God's strength.
 
   
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He tends to be something of an anxious, fearful pessimist and somewhat doubtful, but soon becomes more optimistic and confident by the end of the [[Chicken Little (film)|film]].
He currently lives in
 
his Crack Den with
 
his personal punching
 
bag.
 
   
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Buck can also sometimes be a nervous wreck.
Buck Cluck's favorite weapon
 
is his glock.
 
   
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Despite his insecurities, he is also a good fighter, such as when he beat up the [[aliens]].
Buck Cuck is
 
also known to be a timelord and is immortal, He is also known to abuse (both
 
sexually and mentally (usually cock and ball torture)) fellow timelord and and
 
saint of the people Keanu Reeves
 
   
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==Appearance==
Buck Cluck also murdered Jesus
 
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Buck is an overweight rooster with orange feathers, a red comb, a beard, and dark red bushy eyebrows.
Christ.
 
   
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He usually wears a cream, plaid dress shirt, along with a dark brown neck tie and large brown pants. His sleeves are also rolled up.
One of Buck Cluck's greatest
 
rival is Danny
 
DeVito himself.
 
   
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==Trivia==
Buck Cluck is not to be trusted,
 
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* Before [[Garry Marshall]] was cast as Buck Cluck, Martin Sheen was originally considered for the role.
since he betrayed King
 
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* Buck is sometimes thought to be the deuteragonist, tritagonist, and secondary tritagonist of the [[Chicken Little (film)|film]]. These are not true as he had less screen time than [[Abby Mallard|Abby]], [[Runt of the Litter|Runt]], or [[Fish Out of Water|Fish]].
Dedede and murdered him.
 
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* In his past, Buck used to be a baseball player under the name '''Ace Cluck'''. This is another reference to Marshall, who used to play softball in his younger days.
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* His baseball name is also the birth name of his [[Chicken Little (character)|son]].
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* There has been controversy against Buck for his incompetence as a parent, calling him a jerk and a "villain". This is not at all true as despite Buck's embarrassment of his son's ridicule, he tried his best to support Chicken Little.
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* It is unknown what happened to his [[Chloe Cluck|wife]].
   
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==Gallery==
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for several war crimes and breaches of the Geneva convention :eg-
 
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§  willful
 
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killing, torture or inhumane treatment, including biological experiments
 
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§  willfully
 
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causing great suffering and serious injury to the body and will
 
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[[Category:Characters]]
§  Using
 
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[[Category:Males]]
unarmed civilians as human shields and hostages
 
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[[Category:Protagonists]]
 
§  Invasion of
 
neutral nations and children (wait, does that mean that he invaded neutral
 
nations and slaughtered children or that he...invaded children..?)
 
 
§  Raping and
 
using african child soldiers
 
 
§  ...does
 
killing Kestrelflight count?
 
 
§  '''''LITERALLY ALL OF
 
THEM'''''
 
 
§  saying
 
Fucknite is better than
 
 
§  He is also
 
known to have raped Stalin During the cold war, leading them to have a
 
honeymoon in hitler bunker
 
 
§  confessing
 
about eating peppa pig
 
 
§  he is known
 
to have at least fucked Barry Bee Benson at least 50 times
 
 
§  Singlehandedly
 
causing the split between the Super Best Friends
 
 
§  Doesn’t like
 
Minecraft
 
 
§  Said “Shrek
 
3 is the best shrek film.”
 
 
§  anal sexed
 
hitler 47 times.
 
 
'''his treacherous,
 
absolutely ''REPUGNANT'', disgusting personality.Edit'''
 
 
Buck is a
 
convicted Serbian terrorist, who loves to feel and bring pain. His favorite
 
activity is abusing his son. he did a big come and now he cummed inside of you.
 
 
Buck Cluck
 
holds crippling social anxiety, and is known to act like a vapid cunt and
 
completely throw under the bus whomever it may benefit him. This shitstain, the
 
untouched rotting cup of yogurt in the back of the fridge he is, once turned on
 
his own child in front of a crowd of people who couldn't give less of a shit,
 
claiming he didn't believe in their theories in order to save face, as well as
 
at least 36% of his titanic fat ass. In a cruel turn of events, he was not
 
murdered on the spot.
 
 
Buk is good at sex, but
 
struggling to understand and listen to his punching bag. He's so
 
good that when he was incarcerated in Alcatraz he
 
RAPED everyone including the warden and guards, for this everyone knew him as
 
"Big Cock"
 
 
He tends to be something of an
 
anxious, fearful pessimist and somewhat doubtful, but soon becomes more horny
 
by the end of the film.
 
 
Buck can also sometimes be a
 
nervous wreck, seen when he beats his brother, Chuck Fucked A
 
Deer Buck, to death. (Manga only)
 
 
Despite his insecurities, he
 
is also a good fighter, such as when he beat up the aliens and
 
their meat.
 
 
His mouth is
 
known to be able to contain 50 dicks at once
 
 
Buck Cluck
 
was quoted to say (poopoopeepee)
 
 
You guys like '''dick''' and '''balls''' huh?
 
Maybe a little bit of '''cock'''? You going
 
to '''shit''' and '''cum''' and '''piss''' yourself, huh, girl? Fuckkkk....
 
 
''Buck is known to like penis
 
and dick and cock and ball and testicle and pubic torture.''
 
 
'''A description of
 
our God's beautiful visage Edit'''
 
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<nowiki> </nowiki>'''“'''
 
 
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<nowiki> </nowiki>''IM
 
<nowiki> </nowiki> GONNA SAY THE N WORD!''
 
 
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<nowiki> </nowiki>'''„'''
 
 
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<nowiki> </nowiki>~ Buck Suck and Fuck, who is white
 
 
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Buck is an big fat rooster
 
with orange feathers, a red comb, two red balls on his chin, and Bowser's
 
eyebrows.
 
 
He usually
 
wears a cream, plaid dress shirt, along with a dark brown neck tie and large
 
brown pants. His sleeves are also rolled up because he's a fucking tool.
 
 
Hidden
 
beneath his chest feathers is a tattoo of a hammer and sickle, he also has a
 
tattoo of a Swastika on his left arm. The tattoo on his ass lists his first 100
 
murder victims and all the people that died when he bombed Cambodia
 
 
During his time as a pimp,
 
Buck was rather unsuccessful due to his son lacking
 
sex appeal. Later he switched his career to a full-time slave
 
trader that was very successful for him. this allowed him to briefly avoid
 
bankruptcy (with the help of tax fraud) and expand his stash of Ketamine.
 
 
Buck Cluck looking
 
for some child coochie
 
 
'''100,000,000,000
 
true facts about our destroyer, Buck fucked a duck, (NOT CLICKBAIT) Edit'''
 
 
§  Before Garry Marshall was cast as Buck the Cum
 
Dump Truck, Steven Seagal was originally considered for the role.
 
 
§  Buck drinks entire
 
bottles of Listerine and puts the empty shells back on the shelves.
 
 
§  Buck is
 
sometimes thought to be the secondary antagonist of the film. These are
 
not true as he is not below god, but above
 
him.
 
 
§  Buck's
 
facial expression is similar to his cock.
 
 
§  In his past,
 
Buck used to be a baseball player under the name '''Ace Cucked Me'''. This is another reference to Marshall,
 
who used to play "pitcher" in his younger days.
 
 
§  His baseball
 
is also the birth name of his son, Baseball.
 
 
§  There has
 
been controversy against Buck for his incompetence as a parent, calling him a
 
jerk and a "villain". This is true.
 
 
§  his wife died
 
in a car accident he purposefully caused
 
 
§  He beats his
 
meat every night almost as hard as his son
 
 
§  Cuck appears
 
in the official Disney trademarked porno
 
 
§  Cuck is not
 
a former ISIS member, Kyle. he's a CURRENT one
 
 
§  He secretly
 
ordered 911 while on a trip to Iraq
 
 
§  He hates
 
women, like any sensible gamer, but he also hates gamer girls, which is a
 
total '''B R U H M O M E N T'''
 
 
§  He uses dead
 
kittens as condoms when he's fucking prostitutes
 
 
§  He has every
 
std. all of them.
 
 
§  He sticks
 
his fingers in jars of mayonnaise and puts them back.
 
 
§  He is planning
 
on performing a biological terrorist attack on Staton Island on January 16,
 
2023
 
 
§  In the
 
Behind The Scenes Bonus DVD one of the creators of Chicken Little "Mark
 
Dindal" mentions that there was originally a scene where '''Buck''' locks his son Chicken Little and
 
his friends in a basement where he proceeds to torture them and sexually abuse
 
them. The scene was later removed due to the movie's sudden rating switch from
 
18+ to PG.
 
 
§  Buck Cluck
 
was responsible for the removal of AM2R
 
 
§  Rumour has
 
it that the liquid inside Gods helmet
 
is actually '''Buck Clucks'''<nowiki/>' cum.
 
 
§  '''Bucks''' age is
 
unknown but according to the Manga, he is the
 
oldest Demon in existence.
 
 
§  '''Buck''' in the
 
famous Manga, "Dragon Nut" states he does in fact breathe.
 
 
§  In the
 
infamous Manga, "Half Buck Deep" it is revealed that he had sexual relations
 
with Abby who at the time was his sons girlfriend.
 
 
§  During the
 
twelfth chapter of the Manga,
 
"Incest Wincest" it is revealed that Buck discovered the cure for
 
cancer when he was afflicted with the disease 12 years prior, only to then
 
create Super Cancer because he fucking hates people with cancer wants to see
 
them suffer more.
 
 
§  Buck Cluck
 
is aware of the cucks trying to fix the wiki. If there is another attempt made
 
to cover up his power, it will be unleashed in the harshest possible method
 
 
§  Buck Lucky
 
Nuts once stuck his dick in a Totino's Pizza Roll that
 
came straight from the oven.
 
 
§  Only '''Buck''' himself was capable of protecting the rich
 
lore of his existence from the ones who tried to undo him from the wiki and
 
existence.
 
 
§  In the Manga, "Buck
 
God" '''Buck''' once stared into the eyes
 
of God, and God was
 
the one that was afraid.
 
 
§  The above
 
moment also happened in the anime, and lasted 6,908,867 seasons, each
 
consisting of 71,000,879,654,512 episodes.
 
 
§  In the Manga, it is
 
shown that '''Buck''' rapes his son and
 
his friends and all the town every Saturday morning.
 
 
§  Your
 
scorched earth tactics will never stop '''''THE CUCK'''''
 
 
§  '''BUCK'S '''favorite
 
youtuber is Angry Joe. Logan Paul slightly edges out Angry Joe when it comes to
 
content, but according to Fuck, Angry Joe is a better "living
 
fleshlight".
 
 
§  During the
 
events of the Manga, "Bucks Load" '''Buck''' says:
 
"'''She''' is known to have the second wettest pussy,
 
while first place goes to that duck
 
bitch who's Rooster Small's side
 
bitch and fine piece of ass."
 
 
§  Cuck was
 
Hitlers second in command, he helped him escape to Argentina
 
 
§  '''B U C K  C L
 
U C K'''
 
 
§  Cuck bombs
 
innocent african and middle eastern town when he's bored so that he can make
 
"Kiddy Corpse Forts"
 
 
§  When asked
 
about Vbuck's sexuality, Garry Marshal started to reply, before he stopped
 
talking and started to stare blankly foward. After 15 minutes, Garry said
 
"Buck.... he.... he scares me. I..... Let's... Let's move on to the next
 
question".
 
 
§  Garry
 
Marshall was found dead in a Miami Dumpster 3 days later.
 
 
§  please vote
 
for chuck on the front page poll.
 
 
§  just did
 
~Nobility
 
 
§  Bucuck has a
 
dangerous Ketamine addiction, and often whores out his son
 
for drug money. He also occasionally whores out himself.
 
 
§  Buck buys
 
his Ketamine from the local dealer of Oaky
 
Oaks called God. Sometimes,
 
when he's low on money, he'll buy from Runt of the Litter
 
 
§  In the Manga Buck
 
often overdoses causing him to beat, rape, and fart on his son in
 
rage.
 
 
§  Buck's
 
favorite band is Your Favorite Martian
 
 
§  Buck has
 
slaughtered many african tribes and polynesian island, completely wiping out
 
100s of tribes and bloodlines.
 
 
§  Claims to
 
have nothing to do with the murder. These claims are unsourced.
 
 
§  In the Manga,
 
"Businessman Buck" Buck tries to reestablish the slave
 
trade and succeeds, leading Oakey
 
Oaks to a new age of grand profit, and allowing Buck to make a shit ton
 
of Ketamine using slave factories.
 
 
§  In the
 
crossover between the Chicken
 
Little manga and JoJo's Bizarre
 
Adventure, Chuck unleashed his stand, ['''''I Cum Blood'''''],
 
and destroyed the entirety of Brazil just to flaunt his stand's power.
 
 
§  Chuck is
 
permanently banned from receiving n-word passes. All n-word passes must be
 
redirected to Chuck Fucked A
 
Deer Buck
 
 
§  We have made
 
like 20 new pages on this wiki congrats everyone ~Nobility
 
 
§  90% of all
 
political assassinations in the known universe were commited by Buck
 
 
§  Buck cuck
 
pooped once hahahhaha so funny right im so humorous i am the pinnacle of
 
fucking comedy itself hahahah sksksksk and i oop XD XD X DXC '''this is an actual cry for help. please help me. whoever is reading
 
this i beg of you. ''please''.'''
 
 
§  Buck
 
admitted to creating aids to kill off all gay people in the Manga "Anal
 
Filler". He would later admit to regretting that decision in
 
"Watersports and Watersports", where he explains it's because he
 
found out he enjoyed sex with his scrawny little
 
whore, punching bag, and drug mule and Runt.
 
 
§  Buck is
 
unable to get charged for tax fraud because he runs the IRS
 
 
§  Buck freely
 
revealed that he committed tax fraud over 670 times in the Manga,
 
"Businessman Buck".
 
 
§  He is the #1
 
Diddy Kong (Brawl) player in Mongolia, and the #1 best Brawl player overall
 
 
§  According to
 
Buck, Estonia is the only country worthy of mercy.
 
 
§  Despite the
 
cheap price Buck doesn't buy Mr. Woolensworth Ketamine.
 
 
§  He is
 
unaware of Henny
 
Penny the USSR spy trying to kill him.
 
 
§  Cuck has
 
69,420,069,420,069.420 confirmed kills
 
 
§  Buck jerks
 
off to gay Homestuck porn every night, it is his life's calling
 
 
§  Bucks
 
favourite food is water.
 
 
§  Buck knows.
 
 
§  Buck's love
 
for his family has his limits. His rage, however, does not.
 
 
§  Yeeted his
 
other son, Buck Jr, into Betelgeuse before he could rise to power and
 
potentially defeat '''Buck Sr.'''
 
 
§  Buck Cucks
 
ultimate move is "Clucking That Pussy" which, as seen in the Manga issue
 
"Life, Death, and Sex", has the power to destroy multiple universes
 
when charged up only to 0.3%.
 
 
§  Buck could
 
stop Global Warming if he wanted to, but he doesn't because he considers Bubble
 
Wrab to be the world's most precious resource
 
 
§  Buck Cluck
 
 
§  We now have
 
30 more pages on this wiki. I am proud of this community.~obamasphere
 
 
§  Favorite
 
song is Guillotine by Death Grips
 
 
'''Confirmed Kill
 
Highlights Edit'''
 
 
'''''*Que Slipped Away
 
from Avril Lavigne, followed by My Immortal from Evanescence*'' Edit'''
 
 
§  '''Mark Zuckerberg:''' ''Death by gatoraids''
 
 
§  '''Former
 
President Barack Obama''': ''Beat to death''
 
 
§  '''Archduke Franz Ferdinand''': ''Assassinated''
 
 
§  '''John
 
"Fortnite" Kennedy''': ''Assassinated''
 
 
§  '''Kestrelflight''': ''Throat slashed open.''
 
 
§  '''Dire''': ''Frozen in a block of ice''
 
 
§  '''Chloe
 
Cluck''': ''Death by car "accident"''
 
 
§  '''Literally
 
every Jew:''' ''Shit on too hard''
 
 
§  '''Mayor Turkey
 
Lurkey:''' ''Cucked too hard''
 
 
§  '''Jeffery Epstein:''' ''No one must know he was a member of the Lolita Express''
 
 
§  '''Brazil's Entire
 
Population:''' ''Hey, how else was he supposed to show off'' ['''''I CUM BLOOD''''']
 
 
§  '''Pewdiepie:''' ''Mustard gassed Pewd's trenches right after he revealed his
 
alliegence to the fourth Reich of the Barrel Army.''
 
 
§  '''Danny
 
DeVito:''' ''Assassinated (Later revived in the manga issue
 
"Purgatory"'')
 
 
§  '''Tommy
 
Wiseau:''' ''Assassinated (Later revived in the manga issue
 
"Purgatory")''
 
 
§  '''King
 
Dedede:''' ''Assassinated (Later revived in the manga issue
 
"Purgatory")''
 
 
§  '''Big
 
Smoke''': ''Assassinated.''
 
 
§  Cease
 
 
§  '''Jesus
 
Christ''': ''Assassinated.''
 
 
§  '''Chuck Fucked A
 
Deer Buck''': ''Killed a total of 662,746 times by Buck throughout the manga.''
 
 
§  '''Buck Jr''': ''Yeeted into the star Betelgeuse in the Manga "Flying
 
cock”''
 
 
§  Stalin: Ball
 
And Dick torture
 
 
§  Sans Undertale: Raped to death
 
 
'''Signatures xEdit'''
 
 
Propaganda of this nature is unacceptableThere is no possible attempt of
 
fixing this wiki, so leave this sacred land if you continue to hide the legends
 
of Buck
 
 
Dampersquid22,
 
the founding father of what has gone down.
 
 
Leave my amazing Manga lore
 
alone. Not as if you can stop it. (Nobility)
 

Latest revision as of 21:46, 17 September 2019

You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say.
~ Buck Cluck
Buck Cluck

Buck Cluck is a character in Chicken Little. He is Chicken Little's father and Chloe's husband.

Personality

Buck is a good, caring, nice, kind, thoughtful, warmhearted person, but struggling to understand and listen to his son.

He tends to be something of an anxious, fearful pessimist and somewhat doubtful, but soon becomes more optimistic and confident by the end of the film.

Buck can also sometimes be a nervous wreck.

Despite his insecurities, he is also a good fighter, such as when he beat up the aliens.

Appearance

Buck is an overweight rooster with orange feathers, a red comb, a beard, and dark red bushy eyebrows.

He usually wears a cream, plaid dress shirt, along with a dark brown neck tie and large brown pants. His sleeves are also rolled up.

Trivia

  • Before Garry Marshall was cast as Buck Cluck, Martin Sheen was originally considered for the role.
  • Buck is sometimes thought to be the deuteragonist, tritagonist, and secondary tritagonist of the film. These are not true as he had less screen time than Abby, Runt, or Fish.
  • In his past, Buck used to be a baseball player under the name Ace Cluck. This is another reference to Marshall, who used to play softball in his younger days.
  • His baseball name is also the birth name of his son.
  • There has been controversy against Buck for his incompetence as a parent, calling him a jerk and a "villain". This is not at all true as despite Buck's embarrassment of his son's ridicule, he tried his best to support Chicken Little.
  • It is unknown what happened to his wife.

Gallery